May 16, 2008

Why RNH Will Never Make it Big

As much as it pains me to say so; Robot Noise Hour will never become popular. This is of course, the greatest shame on the face of the earth. It would seem that quality content, abundant laughs and...robot noises would be foolproof recipe for success. Not the case. Despite all of the wonderfulness, the show will never overcome its fatal flaws:

  • It's a podcast, that's even lamer than a blog, and people do not like to listen to things that are considered lame.
  • One of the characters can't even remember his name.
  • Mattbot thinks that school is more important than posting episodes in a timely manner.
  • There's just not enough Robot Ball Tickling going on
  • DTBSB-5429 disappeared, what's up with that?
  • But mostly, RNH will never really get popular because we only have so many friends (and we all know, only our friends listen to the show)

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